I are teh profeshenal righter on teh world wide interwebs.

Hi, I’m Bret, and this is my “professional” blog, in that it will have samples and news of my creative endeavors outside of my paying gig. So you won’t see a whole lot of general info on the wife and the kid and I, unless that stuff appears in the writing I’m doing, which it does from time to time. If you want to read more general stuff about the fam please check out my wife’s myspace page that she updates religiously.

Here is some short personal stuff about me in case you don’t know me and wonder what kind of subject matter you can expect on BeyondWriterDome: I’m married, an obsessive sports fan, and I’m a pop-culture/comic-book nerd. I know what you’re thinking – “your wife must weep herself to sleep every night.” You would think so, but actually she’s generally pretty supportive. Now you’re probably thinking – “Oh, she must be ugly.” But the truth is she’s hot, and I still wonder how the hell I talked her in to marrying me. She must have a warped sense of what constitutes a good husband, or I’m just one lucky bastard.

We have one kid, who is the most even-tempered, laid-back, cutest little dude you have ever met. I must have been a saint in a former life because I have done absolutely nothing in this one to deserve either of them.

Since this is my website, I’m going to make up some rules that I don’t expect any
readers to actually follow:

1. Don’t comment on the numerous typos and mistakes you’re bound to find on this website. I make a living neurotically worrying about that stuff at my day job. I’ll try to keep mistakes to a minimum.
2. Yes I realize how funny it is that I used the word “Dome” in the title of the blog and I’m a bald guy. The pun is intentional, and you’ll find I have a pretty self-depreciating sense of humor. (That’s not really a rule is it?)
3. If I offend you in any way with any of the content that appears here, please save us all a lot of time by not commenting and just going away. Have a nice day and go frick yourself.

But seriously, thanks for reading and come back often.