So here’s something cool I did once.

A very talented artist friend of mine, Kasey Loman, had a web-comic. She also happened to be, and still is, a lesbian. The name of the web-comic was “Hippie and Bulldyke.” (You see, she can use derogatory language about gay people, because she is one.) Kasey once asked me to be a guest “artist.”

Let me explain, I’m not an artist by any stretch of the imagination, nor am I a lesbian. But I do golf, wear flannel shirts, and can tolerate the Indigo Girls. Oh, and I also find women sexually attractive. So I thought i had enough in common with the lesbian community to write a couple of comics.

If you think you’ll enjoy “Lesbian Mayhem at its Finest” as Kasey puts it, I highly recommend hippieandbulldyke.com. If you’re hung up about gay people and are generally a socially conservative, marriage-is-between-a-man-and-a-woman dickwad then you should probably steer clear of it. (and probably my site too)

Since this is my blog site instead of Kasey’s, I’m going to link to the episodes I did. Let me set it up here: I had some fun with the fact that I have no artistic ability, and Kasey encouraged me to make sure people got the idea that the person doing this wasn’t trying to showcase any artistic talents. I “drew” these by hand, with pen so I wouldn’t be tempted to erase them and “draw them better.” Because even though I know I’m not an artist, I’m so neurotic, and I would try like hell to do it “just right.”

I also left all the misspellings in the speech balloon, as I had no freaking eraser.

I thought the end result was pretty funny, and I thank Kasey for the opportunity. Here they are:

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