I have a strange feeling something bad might happen.

Some of you may have noticed that I removed my real name from this site and used my well-known cyberspace moniker, Uncle Duke. If you’re wondering why I did this, it’s because I had a dream that Tim McGraw came to my house and whipped my ass Jay and Silent Bob style.

I figured if I was going to make a habit of slamming people on the internet, I should do it in anonymity. Otherwise I could get visits from the football fans of Ole Miss, the fans of the University of Alabama, Lars Ulrich of Metallica as well as Tim McGraw. That’s just the people I’ve slammed in the short time this site has been up. I plan on doing much more slamming in the future.

If that makes me a wuss, so be it. Some people are sensitive and take internet fun way too serious. (example here)

By the way, if you are some big publisher or editor that enjoys my writing so much that you want to hire me to write about such important topics as college sports, comic books, vinyl records, music made before 2000 or how to deep fry a honey bun, please just comment with your information and I’ll contact you.

And I will check your sources. Don’t think I haven’t thought about the possibility of me showing up to meet some publisher or editor, only to have my ass beat by Lars Ulrich and Tim McGraw wearing Ole Miss and Alabama t-shirts.